✅ Product Description:

We don’t do fairy tales. Just the kind of stories that get you written up.

This CRITICAL-RUN™ original is made for the medics, firefighters, and chaos-commanders who live the calls nobody believes. Bold, sarcastic, and painfully honest — this shirt hits different after a 24-hour shift.

Made with soft, breathable cotton and a side of gallows humor.

Details:

100% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk for durability

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Side-seamed construction

Unisex sizing with classic fit

Front print: bold statement + CRITICAL-RUN™ tagline

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.