Official Dispatched & Dysfunctional podcast merch for the people who understand the job is more than calls, reports, and radio traffic.

This hoodie is built for first responders, healthcare workers, dispatchers, fire, law enforcement, offshore medics, and the families who stand behind them. It carries the podcast message without turning it into corporate fluff.

Why it matters:
Dispatched & Dysfunctional is about real stories, real people, dark humor, long shifts, and the conversations that happen after the call is over.

Details:
- Comfortable midweight fleece
- Adjustable hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Durable printed design
- Designed by a working paramedic
- Built for off-duty wear, station life, podcast supporters, and anyone connected to the first responder world

Care:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.