You run toward blood, screaming, and fire… and still get yelled at for being late. This hoodie spells out the brutal truth of paramedic life.

Reads:
“A medical professional who runs toward screaming, bleeding humans… then gets yelled at for being late.”
“Solves doctor-level problems in the back of a moving vehicle with a flashlight in their mouth.”

Perfect for rigs, field wear, or showing sarcasm in chart review

Sizes S–5XL

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.