For the medic who knows that duct tape, sarcasm, and sheer stubbornness are part of the job. This bold tee features a roll of medical tape front and center — because sometimes that's all you’ve got. Paired with the CRITICAL-RUN™ logo, it's a badge of honor for those who fix chaos one strip at a time.

The back? It hits harder than a missed IV:

“I DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH TO PRETEND YOU’RE DYING.
YOU CALLED 911. I CALLED BULLSHIT.”

Yeah. We said it.

💥 Why You’ll Love It:
EMS humor so sharp it could start a trauma alert

Left-chest CRITICAL-RUN™ logo with clean tactical design

Back print built to shut down drama queens and parking lot patients

Soft, durable, and fit for 24-hour shifts or bad decisions

📦 Product Details:
Fit: Unisex – true to size

Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors may vary)

Print Quality: High-resolution DTG with crisp bold lettering

Sizes: S–3XL

Color Options: Black recommended for full visual impact

Care Instructions: Wash cold, dry low. Survives blood, sweat, and protocol changes.

🚑 Who It’s For:
EMS, medics, nurses, flight crews, trauma junkies, tape-happy RNs

Anyone who knows that sometimes tape really is the treatment plan

Field operators with a dark sense of humor and zero patience for drama

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.