Front Print: SCENE SECURE, PER DISPATCH.
Back Print: SCENE SAFE, MY ASS.
If the pit bull’s loose and grandma’s holding a machete, it ain’t f**king secure.

Product Description:
Made for medics who’ve ever rolled up and immediately questioned their life choices, this breathable jersey is built for chaos. Whether you're dodging dogs, machetes, or dispatch denial — this one’s for you.

Crafted with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey keeps you cool in the field or off-duty. The relaxed fit and extended length provide extra comfort, and the reinforced collar ensures long-lasting durability — because you’ve already got enough falling apart around you.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, cadmium bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.