Scene Safe, My Ass brings Critical-Run field humor into a morale patch that feels like it came from the back of the rig, not a corporate wellness table.
Made for medics, EMTs, dispatchers, responders, and shift survivors who know sarcasm is sometimes the only thing standing between chaos and paperwork.
Morale patch built for bags, jackets, radio straps, gear pouches, or the corner of your kit that could use a little honesty.