If the pit bull’s loose and grandma’s holding a machete, it ain’t secure — no matter what dispatch says.

This bold embroidered patch says what every medic’s thinking on scene. Perfect for your trauma bag, gear vest, or patch wall.

3.5″ x 2.25″ rectangular patch

Light gray thread on black or white

Durable twill blend (26% cotton, 74% polyester)

Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin

Flat embroidery (no puff or raised stitching)

Blank product sourced from China

Designed by CRITICAL-RUN™ — Where Skill Meets Chaos™

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.