Coffee: Because crying on scene is frowned upon.
This travel mug was made for burnt-out medics, sarcastic responders, and shift survivors everywhere.
Lightweight, durable, and designed to survive the rig (and whatever’s emotionally brewing inside you).
Whether it’s your 5AM caffeine drip or your midnight meltdown blend, this mug’s got you.
Specs:
25 oz & 40 oz sizes available
Stainless steel with plastic lid or straw lid
BPA- and lead-free
Spill-resistant + fits in most cup holders
Hand-wash only (because this thing works hard enough)
Sublimation print:
“Coffee: Because crying on scene is frowned upon”
CRITICAL-RUN™ logo with: Where Skill Meets Chaos — You Lead.
Caution:
Open the lid before adding hot liquids to prevent steam pressure buildup.
Not suitable for actual emotional containment. Just coffee.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium and heavy metal level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
CRITICAL-RUN™ Travel Mug – Cry Prevention Unit
$20.00Price