Some days are barely held together with caffeine and a half-functioning frontal lobe.
This mug speaks the truth for medics, first responders, and shift warriors everywhere.

Front Print:
VITALS STABLE. BRAIN NOT.
With small CRITICAL-RUN™ mark below:
Where Skill Meets Chaos — You Lead.

Specs:

Glossy black ceramic

11 oz or 15 oz

Microwave & dishwasher safe

Lead and BPA-free

Made to order — because burnout doesn’t need a warehouse

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.