This CRITICAL-RUN™ signature dad hat doesn’t just block the sun — it blocks bad decisions. Featuring the bold mantra “USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN” and the field-tested reminder to call med control, this hat is for medics, EMTs, and responders who know the stakes. Slightly distressed for a rugged edge and built for long shifts, off days, or those moments when someone needs to hear it — without you saying a word.

100% pre-shrunk cotton twill

Soft, unstructured crown

6 sewn eyelets for ventilation

Adjustable brass snap buckle with a hideaway strap

Distressed brim & crown for a worn-in look

Embroidered white lettering with CRITICAL-RUN™ signature branding

Fit: Low profile, relaxed fit — just like your sense of humor at 0300.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take a bit longer to deliver. On-demand means less waste and more intention — thanks for supporting small-batch production and staying mission-ready without contributing to overstock landfill clutter.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.