“Coffee: Because crying on scene is frowned upon.”

This isn’t just a mug — it’s emotional triage.
Built for burnt-out medics, tired responders, and anyone who needs caffeine more than closure.

Perfect for morning java, midnight reports, or silently unraveling between tones.

Specs:

Sleek black ceramic

Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes

Microwave + dishwasher safe

Glossy finish

Lead and BPA-free

Front print:
COFFEE: BECAUSE CRYING ON SCENE IS FROWNED UPON
Small CRITICAL-RUN™ logo at the base:
Where Skill Meets Chaos — You Lead.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.