This EMS shirt hits harder than a double shift with no backup.

💥 Front: A battle-tested medic goes toe-to-toe with a clueless AI robot quoting protocols — because Skynet still can’t clear a C-spine.

💀 Back: Bold “EMS – Still 100% Human-Powered CHAOS” graphic with navy Star of Life — for when burnout, sarcasm, and caffeine are your only coping mechanisms.

🎙️ Sleeve: Official Dispatched & Dysfunctional podcast logo — because sometimes the worst calls make the best stories.


Details:
•Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee
•100% cotton for ultimate durability and comfort
•True-to-size fit with a structured shoulder cut
•Pre-shrunk fabric
•Designed for medics, EMTs, and dark-humor warriors

Perfect for:
•Burnout survivors
•EMS podcast fans
•Anyone who’s ever yelled “this is not in the protocol”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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